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08/30/2005 Archived Entry: "You'll never guess the Busheviks top crime-fighting priority"
IF YOU HAD A 100 GUESSES, WOULD YOU HAVE COME UP WITH THIS?
When FBI supervisors in Miami met with new interim U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta last month, they wondered what the top enforcement priority for Acosta and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales would be.
Would it be terrorism? Organized crime? Narcotics trafficking? Immigration? Or maybe public corruption?
The agents were stunned to learn that a top prosecutorial priority of Acosta and the Department of Justice was none of the above. Instead, Acosta told them, it's obscenity. Not pornography involving children, but pornographic material featuring consenting adults.
Does this mean they'll now be searching us at airports to make sure we're not carrying any deflated love dolls or vibrating dildoes? Will men have to reveal what's under their trenchcoats when they enter theaters? Or will the ninjas kick down our doors at midnight to make sure we don't have any copies of Fanny Hill or XXX: A Woman's Right to Pornography? Better hide those black high-heeled boots, Hillary!
Hey, Kirsten! Does this mean Dubya might be galloping in on his white HumVee, bible and flag in hand, to bust your hobby business?
Posted by Claire @ 05:16 PM CST