A New and Deadly Drug Menace

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 31 Jan 2003 08:25:32 GMT

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If you are a well informed citizen, you ought to be aware of the deadly new drug which is sweeping across our nation like a vast plague. The drug is called "bread", and here are the true scientific facts:

90% of the people doing hard time in prison for serious crimes such as murder, armed robbery and rape admit to consuming bread within 12 hours of committing the crime which put them in prison.
More than 98% of all the people incarcerated in mental hospitals for uncontrolled violent behavior admit to using bread on a regular basis.
In the 1850s when bread was routinely baked in most family homes, there was a high incidence of heart disease, cancer, tuberculosis, short lifespan in general, high infant mortality and low birth weight. these diseases were more prevalent in poorer homes where the bread was baked on site, and less prevalent in richer homes, where the drug was bought in bakeries.
Conversely, in primitive jungle tribes where bread is rarely if ever consumed, there is a much lower rate of heart attack, arthritis, hardening of the arteries, cancer and diabetes. the scientific evidence is just too massive to ignore.
Bread has been proven to be fatal to infants and small children, even in small doses. Babies have been known to suffocate on as little as a single slice.
Bread has been proven to be addictive. When addicts are deprived of it and fed only water, they soon begin to beg for it, often in as little as 12-24 hours. This is not scare propaganda; it is true fact anyone can duplicate in the laboratory.
Yeast, the active ingredient in bread, releases ethyl alcohol and carbon dioxide gas as it reacts to make the bread rise. This gas can be fatal if breathed in high enough conmcentration, and ethanol is a proven narcotic drug, which causes liver damage, brain damage, drug dependency and death.
Plain white bread is the mildest form of the drug, and not considered too harmful; however, this subsance can be "spiked" with wheat flour, corn flour, raisins, sugar and many other additives to give the drug an added "kick" and get the user addicted more quickly.
The use of bread inevitably leads to the additional use of more powerful substances, such as jam, jelly and peanut butter, which are routinely added to the bread by unscrupulous pushers to keep the customers hooked.
The gangsters in the wheat, corn, oats and baking industry routinely lobby congress and donate millions of dollars annually to assure no laws will be passed prohibiting their noxious practice. This is a billion-dollar industry, organized crime on a national scale.
99% of all bread abusers are so badly brain-damaged, they cannot tell the difference between scientifically derived truth and random collections of facts presented in a misleading fashion.

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