End the War on Freedom - Humor

Air John Dillinger

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:45:01 +0000

Fred on Everything - Tears American Airlines, and US airlines in general, a new one.

Quote:

American Airlines is the only penitentiary I know that doesn’t just sit there stolidly on the ground. No. It has to fly around and inflict itself on the innocent everywhere. It’s every bit as dismal as Sing Sing, though, combining the elegance of a wrestler’s armpit with the curiosity of having the thieves on the outside, at corporate, and the prison matrons on the inside. I’d rather fly in a Dempster Dumpster piloted by a drunk, since dumpsters usually leave on time and are not owned by pickpockets.

It’s the world’s worst airline. And I’ve flown Aeroflot during the days of the Soviet Union. American has the morals of a Wall Street gangster.

Make Your Own Flu Shot

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:48:44 +0000

YouTube - If I lived in Canada, I'd probably recognize this guy, but I don't, and I don't. Funny, though. And frightening. [militant]

I Pledge Allegiance to the Obama

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:34:58 +0000

Rex May at The Libertarian Enterprise - unfortunately, the YouTube video to which he links has been removed, but the cartoon is still funny.

For the search engines:

Quote:

I pledge allegiance to the Obama
of the United Obamas of Obama,
and to the Obama for which it stands,
one Obama, indivisible,
with Obama and Obama for all.

Pachelbel Rant

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:13:14 +0000

Rob Paravonian at YouTube - playing the same eight quarter notes 54 times on the cello caused Mr. Parovonian to absolutely hate Pachelbel's Canon in D. Now he can't escape it, because that chord progression is used in many popular songs. Hilarious!

Nationalized Pizza Three Years Later

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:41:26 +0000

Craig Cantoni imagines what would happen if the Obamaists nationalized the Pizza industry. [korwin]

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(Washington - 2013) The Obama administration's promises about the benefits of nationalizing the pizza industry have not materialized. Since the industry was nationalized three years ago, Americans are facing pizza shortages, pizzas in only one size and topping, and pizzas that taste like the cardboard box they come in.

When announcing the pizza program in 2010, President [sic] Obama had promised that pizza prices would fall, pizza quality would rise, and there would be universal access to pizza. "After all," he had said in his typical all-knowing manner that Americans have come to hate, "the pizza industry is much simpler than the medical industry, which we completely nationalized last year."

Before pizza was nationalized, virtually every American, whether rural or urban, rich or poor, white or black, or a race somewhere in between, could order a pizza customized to his liking and have it delivered hot to his door in about 45 minutes. Now, in the rare cases where someone actually answers the phone at one of the government's regional pizza kitchens, it takes six hours on average for a pizza to be delivered.

The cost of the standard 12-inch pizza is $140, or a 20-fold increase in three years. Half of the increase is due to the skyrocketing inflation caused by the president's stimulus spending in 2009. A dollar now buys only half as much as it did back then.

Statism is a Religion

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:06:38 +0000

Dale Everett at Lost Liberty Café - a cartoon making crystal clear the religious nature of the state's claim to power. It's based on nothing but faith.

24 Carat Gold Health Care Screw

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:43:15 +0000

From Below the Beltway:

Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:11:45 +0000

Iowahawk - a glorious, satirical romp with the cap and trade bill. [vanderboegh]

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In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research. But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."

Funny Fortune

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:01:45 +0000

From Fre33 Agents:

Fortune cookie: A can of worms won't open itself

Obama Revises Campaign Promise

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:25:50 +0000

The Onion updates Obamao's campaign slogan to match reality. Hilarious. [root]

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WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas."

He's Barack Obama

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:18:40 +0000

JibJab has a new animation. "He's Barack Obama. He's come to save the day!" Sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." Hilarious! [tmm]

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Nude Photos Email Warnings

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:07:10 +0000

From tmm:

Warning!!!!!!!

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.

It could contain a virus.

***********************************************

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.

It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

Barocky Road

Sun, 31 May 2009 18:05:21 +0000

[Received in email, author unknown]

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

The Patriot Microchip

Tue, 26 May 2009 13:16:41 +0000

THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

The Free Lunch Project

Sat, 16 May 2009 10:04:42 +0000

The Free Lunch Project is a parody of the Free State Project, done by shyfrog media. Their mascot is a raccoon, and they call themselves "bandits". Hehe. [tmm]

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A new strategy for...
Dependence in our Lifetime

Are you frustrated at the loss of a free-ride and sense of entitlement in America, while the growth of government involvement and distribution of wealth stalls? Do you want to live in communities where your right to three meals a day and universal healthcare are respected? Do you want others to fund welfare by forcing them to redistribute, by force if necessary, the earnings they have worked hard for? Are you looking for freedom without responsibility?

If you answered "yes" to these questions, then the Free Lunch Project has a solution for you.