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HumorNo Trespassing. Really.Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 2010-03-09 07:14.
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Facebook FanSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2010-02-25 17:39.
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Entering Apple Restriction ZoneSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2010-01-29 14:52.
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Coverage So Good That...Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2010-01-07 20:49.
Heard on the radio: "Verizon wireless 3G. Coverage so good that it makes you a better person." add new comment | quote | 278 reads
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Never a Year Like '09Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2010-01-01 09:48.
JibJab gives a humorous send-off to 2009. [iOwnTheWorld] Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! add new comment | quote | 279 reads
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Shiny New Year!Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-12-31 21:48.
Firefly fans: instead of saying "Happy New Year", say "Shiny New Year". (Hat tip to KirsteninMT #shinynewyear) 2 comments | quote | 362 reads
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China Says U.S. Too Big To Fail, Offers Obama BailoutSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 2009-12-29 17:56.
Red Square at The People's Cube - Hilarious! I especially liked the postcards from the future, the best of which I included below. During the recent meeting with President Obama, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao minced no words when he stated that "immediate action is necessary to keep a once prosperous nation" from falling flat on its face.
"If the U.S.economy collapses, so will China because we are so heavily invested in your country," said Wen Jiabao. "We thought we were investing in a nation of the world's greatest entrepreneurs, but a recent analysis shows that America has become little more than a home to overpaid union workers, whiney media, and spoiled welfare recipients. Our fears were confirmed last year when Americans elected you, Mr. Obama, as their president. But, to use one of your own expressions, America is too big to fail and so we will have to bail you out. This is no longer your decision. As your biggest creditor, we will now decide how to get the best return on our investment. You got elected on a vague promise of change; now we're giving you the specifics."
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Lost GenerationSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-12-24 08:04.
Jonathan Reed at YouTube - created for the AARP U@50 video contest. Placed second. A poetic palindrome. Read the lines forward for a pessimistic message or backwards for an optimistic one. Text copied below the embedded video. Lost Generation I am part of a lost generation add new comment | quote | 306 reads
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Thousands Protest Against Global WarmingSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 2009-12-15 08:45.
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George Bush: Miss Me Yet?Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-11-28 07:15.
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Air John DillingerSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 2009-11-08 07:45.
Fred on Everything - Tears American Airlines, and US airlines in general, a new one. American Airlines is the only penitentiary I know that doesn’t just sit there stolidly on the ground. No. It has to fly around and inflict itself on the innocent everywhere. It’s every bit as dismal as Sing Sing, though, combining the elegance of a wrestler’s armpit with the curiosity of having the thieves on the outside, at corporate, and the prison matrons on the inside. I’d rather fly in a Dempster Dumpster piloted by a drunk, since dumpsters usually leave on time and are not owned by pickpockets.
It’s the world’s worst airline. And I’ve flown Aeroflot during the days of the Soviet Union. American has the morals of a Wall Street gangster. Make Your Own Flu ShotSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-10-31 07:48.
YouTube - If I lived in Canada, I'd probably recognize this guy, but I don't, and I don't. Funny, though. And frightening. [militant] add new comment | quote | 257 reads
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I Pledge Allegiance to the ObamaSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-10-05 06:34.
Rex May at The Libertarian Enterprise - unfortunately, the YouTube video to which he links has been removed, but the cartoon is still funny.
For the search engines: I pledge allegiance to the Obama
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Pachelbel RantSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-08-31 20:13.
Rob Paravonian at YouTube - playing the same eight quarter notes 54 times on the cello caused Mr. Parovonian to absolutely hate Pachelbel's Canon in D. Now he can't escape it, because that chord progression is used in many popular songs. Hilarious! add new comment | quote | 405 reads
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Nationalized Pizza Three Years LaterSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 2009-08-19 05:41.
Craig Cantoni imagines what would happen if the Obamaists nationalized the Pizza industry. [korwin] (Washington - 2013) The Obama administration's promises about the benefits of nationalizing the pizza industry have not materialized. Since the industry was nationalized three years ago, Americans are facing pizza shortages, pizzas in only one size and topping, and pizzas that taste like the cardboard box they come in.
When announcing the pizza program in 2010, President [sic] Obama had promised that pizza prices would fall, pizza quality would rise, and there would be universal access to pizza. "After all," he had said in his typical all-knowing manner that Americans have come to hate, "the pizza industry is much simpler than the medical industry, which we completely nationalized last year." Before pizza was nationalized, virtually every American, whether rural or urban, rich or poor, white or black, or a race somewhere in between, could order a pizza customized to his liking and have it delivered hot to his door in about 45 minutes. Now, in the rare cases where someone actually answers the phone at one of the government's regional pizza kitchens, it takes six hours on average for a pizza to be delivered. The cost of the standard 12-inch pizza is $140, or a 20-fold increase in three years. Half of the increase is due to the skyrocketing inflation caused by the president's stimulus spending in 2009. A dollar now buys only half as much as it did back then. add new comment | quote | 311 reads
Statism is a ReligionSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-08-14 18:06.
Dale Everett at Lost Liberty Café - a cartoon making crystal clear the religious nature of the state's claim to power. It's based on nothing but faith. add new comment | quote | 321 reads
24 Carat Gold Health Care ScrewSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-08-07 08:43.
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Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice AmendmentSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-07-10 06:11.
Iowahawk - a glorious, satirical romp with the cap and trade bill. [vanderboegh] In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research. But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."
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Funny FortuneSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-06-29 09:01.
From Fre33 Agents:
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Obama Revises Campaign PromiseSubmitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-06-27 06:25.
The Onion updates Obamao's campaign slogan to match reality. Hilarious. [root] WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas."
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BlogrollMike VanderboeghQuotesEvery man, woman, and responsible child has an unalienable individual, civil, Constitutional, and human right to obtain, own, and carry, openly or concealed, any weapon -- rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- any time, any place, without asking anyone's permission. -- L. Neil Smith Reread that pesky first clause of the Second Amendment. It doesn't say what any of us thought it said. What it says is that infringing the right of the people to keep and bear arms is treason. What else do you call an act that endangers "the security of a free state"? And if it's treason, then it's punishable by death. I suggest due process, speedy trials, and public hangings. -- L. Neil Smith Based on 253 journal articles, 99 books, 43 government publications, and some of its own empirical work, the panel couldn't identify a single gun control regulation that reduced violent crime, suicide or accidents. -- John Lott, commenting on the National Academy of Sciences report (PDF) on gun control laws Zero Aggression Principle ("Zap") "A libertarian is a person who believes that no one has the right, under any circumstances, to initiate force against another human being, or to advocate or delegate its initiation. Those who act consistently with this principle are libertarians, whether they realize it or not. Those who fail to act consistently with it are not libertarians, regardless of what they may claim." -- L. Neil Smith Formerly called the "Non-Aggression Principle", or "NAP" Why Did It Have to be... Guns? Make no mistake: all politicians -- even those ostensibly on the side of guns and gun ownership -- hate the issue and anyone, like me, who insists on bringing it up. They hate it because it's an X-ray machine. It's a Vulcan mind-meld. It's the ultimate test to which any politician -- or political philosophy -- can be put. If a politician isn't perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a hardware store and paying cash -- for any rifle, shotgun, handgun, machinegun, anything -- without producing ID or signing one scrap of paper, he isn't your friend no matter what he tells you. If he isn't genuinely enthusiastic about his average constituent stuffing that weapon into a purse or pocket or tucking it under a coat and walking home without asking anybody's permission, he's a four-flusher, no matter what he claims. What his attitude -- toward your ownership and use of weapons -- conveys is his real attitude about you. And if he doesn't trust you, then why in the name of John Moses Browning should you trust him? -- L. Neil Smith "Tell me," I was once asked, "What do you think about gun control? Give me the short answer." To which I replied, "If you try to take our firearms we will kill you." -- Mike Vanderboegh Also from The Atlanta Declaration: ... like going to the bathroom, breathing, eating, sleeping, or making love, it turns out that self-defense is a bodily function one cannot safely or effectively delegate to a second party. -- L. Neil Smith This does not mean that "Marijuana should be available by prescription." It means that morphine sulfate should be available in five pound bags at the supermarket for a couple of bucks, like sugar... but probably in a different aisle, to avoid confusion. -- Vin Suprynowicz The state can only survive as long as a majority is programmed to believe that theft isn't wrong if it's called taxation or asset forfeiture or eminent domain, that assault and kidnapping isn't wrong if it's called arrest, that mass murder isn't wrong if it's called war. -- Bill St. Clair Monthly ArchivesTTLB |
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