Humor

Make Your Own Flu Shot

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-10-31 07:48.

YouTube - If I lived in Canada, I'd probably recognize this guy, but I don't, and I don't. Funny, though. And frightening. [militant]

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I Pledge Allegiance to the Obama

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-10-05 06:34.

Rex May at The Libertarian Enterprise - unfortunately, the YouTube video to which he links has been removed, but the cartoon is still funny.

I Pledge Allegiance to Obama

For the search engines:

Quote:
I pledge allegiance to the Obama
of the United Obamas of Obama,
and to the Obama for which it stands,
one Obama, indivisible,
with Obama and Obama for all.

( categories: Politics | Humor )

Pachelbel Rant

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-08-31 20:13.

Rob Paravonian at YouTube - playing the same eight quarter notes 54 times on the cello caused Mr. Parovonian to absolutely hate Pachelbel's Canon in D. Now he can't escape it, because that chord progression is used in many popular songs. Hilarious!

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Nationalized Pizza Three Years Later

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 2009-08-19 05:41.

Craig Cantoni imagines what would happen if the Obamaists nationalized the Pizza industry. [korwin]

Quote:
(Washington - 2013) The Obama administration's promises about the benefits of nationalizing the pizza industry have not materialized. Since the industry was nationalized three years ago, Americans are facing pizza shortages, pizzas in only one size and topping, and pizzas that taste like the cardboard box they come in.

When announcing the pizza program in 2010, President [sic] Obama had promised that pizza prices would fall, pizza quality would rise, and there would be universal access to pizza. "After all," he had said in his typical all-knowing manner that Americans have come to hate, "the pizza industry is much simpler than the medical industry, which we completely nationalized last year."

Before pizza was nationalized, virtually every American, whether rural or urban, rich or poor, white or black, or a race somewhere in between, could order a pizza customized to his liking and have it delivered hot to his door in about 45 minutes. Now, in the rare cases where someone actually answers the phone at one of the government's regional pizza kitchens, it takes six hours on average for a pizza to be delivered.

The cost of the standard 12-inch pizza is $140, or a 20-fold increase in three years. Half of the increase is due to the skyrocketing inflation caused by the president's stimulus spending in 2009. A dollar now buys only half as much as it did back then.

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Statism is a Religion

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-08-14 18:06.

Dale Everett at Lost Liberty Café - a cartoon making crystal clear the religious nature of the state's claim to power. It's based on nothing but faith.

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24 Carat Gold Health Care Screw

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-08-07 08:43.
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Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-07-10 06:11.

Iowahawk - a glorious, satirical romp with the cap and trade bill. [vanderboegh]

Quote:
In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research. But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."

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Funny Fortune

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Mon, 2009-06-29 09:01.

From Fre33 Agents:

Fortune Cookie: A can of worms won't open itself
Fortune cookie: A can of worms won't open itself

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Obama Revises Campaign Promise

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-06-27 06:25.

The Onion updates Obamao's campaign slogan to match reality. Hilarious. [root]

Quote:
WASHINGTON—In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration's message of "Change" has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan "Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas."

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He's Barack Obama

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 2009-06-21 15:18.

JibJab has a new animation. "He's Barack Obama. He's come to save the day!" Sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." Hilarious! [tmm]

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

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Nude Photos Email Warnings

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-06-06 06:07.

From tmm:

Warning!!!!!!!

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Sarah Palin," don't open it.

It could contain a virus.

***********************************************

If you get an email titled "nude photos of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it.

It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

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Barocky Road

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sun, 2009-05-31 13:05.

[Received in email, author unknown]

Barocky Road ice cream cone

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

Are you stimulated?

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The Patriot Microchip

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Tue, 2009-05-26 08:16.

THE PATRIOT MICROCHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

Patriot Microchips

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

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The Free Lunch Project

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-05-16 05:04.

The Free Lunch Project is a parody of the Free State Project, done by shyfrog media. Their mascot is a raccoon, and they call themselves "bandits". Hehe. [tmm]

Quote:
A new strategy for...
Dependence in our Lifetime

Are you frustrated at the loss of a free-ride and sense of entitlement in America, while the growth of government involvement and distribution of wealth stalls? Do you want to live in communities where your right to three meals a day and universal healthcare are respected? Do you want others to fund welfare by forcing them to redistribute, by force if necessary, the earnings they have worked hard for? Are you looking for freedom without responsibility?

If you answered "yes" to these questions, then the Free Lunch Project has a solution for you.

Free Lunch Project

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Libertarians for Obama

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-05-07 13:23.

From codrea, actual events posted at my.barackobama.com. I'll bet they don't last long.

Libertarians for Obama Brainstorm (Meeting)

All liberty lovers are invited. We will be discussing important issues and may even take a short field trip (there is a cargo train track nearby). Attendees should love hard work , cramped spaces, and hot rooms. Please come with only a small number of personal belongings. The trip for liberty lovers will be cramped. Feel free to contact by email - webintro@tds.net.

Time: Saturday, June 13 12:00 PM
Host: Adolf Hitler

Libertarians for Obama

Constitution Shredding

Every Obama suporter is welcome to attend. Please bring a copy of the Constitution to shred and burn. We may also burn an assault weapon owner at the stake.

Time: Saturday, May 30, 12:00 PM
Host: Adolf Hitler

Constitution Shredding

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Quote

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-05-07 07:59.

From tmm:

Build a politician a fire, and he will be warm for a day.
Set a politician on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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iSnort

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Sat, 2009-05-02 05:47.

The iSnort is an electronic simulation of making and snorting lines of cocaine. Hilarious. Not available from the Apple Store, and very likely won't be. The £5 price ($7.64 today) pays for an iPhone-sized video that looks just like an app. With practice, you can synchronize your actions with the video, as the actor does in the video below. [shenanigans]

YouTube video here, and embedded below.

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Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods Kill People

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Fri, 2009-05-01 06:14.

From [shenanigans]:

Gods Don't Kill People. People with Gods Kill People.

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Obama Mulls ‘Assault-Vehicle’ Ban to Spur Car Sales

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Thu, 2009-04-30 15:27.

Scott Ott at Scrappleface - satire, but hey, if talk about the possibility of an "assault weapon" ban can spur gun sales, why not rumors about an "assault vehicle" ban to spur car sales?

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Bag of Weed

Submitted by Bill St. Clair on Wed, 2009-04-22 07:36.

Family Guy extols, in music and dance, that everything is better with a bag of weed. Hilarious! [root]

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