Attack Cartoons

Insensitive Comics and Dead-on-Target Humor

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November 20, 2009

00:28
    here's an extra dan that got lost in the editing. he's trying to steal an acorn from the hovering oak.

November 15, 2009

20:47
    The Fort Hood survivors, and the dead for that matter, wont be receiving purple hearts. awarding them would mean the government admits that this is a terrorist attack. but they deserve something.

November 13, 2009

01:35
    mayor daley has identified the true culprit behind the attack, guns. in the dark ages, if a ladder broke and killed some peasant, they would try the inanimate object. declare it of the devil. and burn it. same basic mindset.     a simple thought experiment. what if hasan had shot up a mosque? would the media be contorting itself into a pretzel to avoid mentioning his military service? 

November 12, 2009

00:25
      can't wait for the Dobbs/Prejean hour on Fox.

November 10, 2009

23:03
00:09
    yes, i understand that he's getting lethal injection. but i can dream.

November 9, 2009

02:22

November 7, 2009

10:48
    soldiers who really want out of deployment shoot themselves in the foot. they shoot themselves.    looked over daily kos just after the story hit. they blamed in no particular order the military, racism, ptsd, imperialism, bullying, bush, cheney, guns, and texas. the madman shouting "allahu akbar" should have been a clue. it was ignored.  the killer is an open book. there is no mystery to his motives. the only questions left involve what's going on in the minds of those who deny the obvious.

November 4, 2009

10:27
    a little editing. will save the shocker toon for later. here's another attempt at a health care poster. i don't think it's been seen before.    p.s. the lesson from yesterday seems to be that republicans can win when they aren't stabbed in the back by rinos.
00:39
 

November 1, 2009

22:22

October 29, 2009

00:44
    just a page from the next dan book.

October 25, 2009

21:00
     

October 23, 2009

01:24
    woke up the other day feeling strangely good. went online to see that Buell was shutting down. about damn time. that company taught me whole new ways to hate.      and get your wallets ready. will have the t-shirt thing sorted out soon.

October 21, 2009

01:45
     

October 19, 2009

00:03
    am setting up an account at zazzle.com to sell t-shirt designs. seems simple enough. but the site is washing out all the whites when i try to post it up i'm losing the lettering and most of the flesh tones. strange.   wil be for sale as soon as i figure this out.

October 16, 2009

02:37
      i'm in the foreground. it's the famous norman rockwell thanksgiving scene. i look at my arms, and admire the brush strokes. this being a dream i don't think anything of my being made of paint. the grandmother enters. on the platter is not a turkey, but a steaming cooked h.r. geiger alien head. time jumps around. at one point we're all complimenting her on how well the cranberry sauce neutralizes the acid blood.   i blame this stupid diet i'm on.

October 14, 2009

00:26
 

October 13, 2009

02:13
      well, after a long awkward moment, they decided to call it an encouragement towards future actions. this makes me even more uncomfortable. when i thought the norskis had simply thrown the award at obama's feet like panties and hotel keys at tom jones, at least that was harmless craven sycophancy. no different from that of an MSNBC anchor. and we all know how meaningless that is.  but they have given it to him like bait. like the first M&M on a path that will lead us all to european weenie-ism.   

October 8, 2009

21:21
The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. Cicero UPDATE: I hate how O is making this P'shop more and more appropriate. HATE IT.   (The Varmint asked me to step in today.  - xardoz)